God, how much did she pay for this shit?
Not a huge Emma Stone fan but that’s funny.
I’m an artist and crafter - and I’m ALWAYS looking for a ruler. This tattoo idea has been on my mind for a long, long time and I finally got it!
List of Sexy Things To Say in Bed
“Let’s get through this together”
“Is it cold in here or is my penis just teeny tiny?”
“Weird! I just put my finger in your button hole.”
“You know what I’ve never done? Had an STD test.”
“Fuck yeah, blankets”
“I couldn’t find the KY so I just used Tabasco.”
“Let’s roll play. You roll over me first.”
“Boobathon 2012!”
“Dippity flum flum, rub my tum-tum.”
“Stay right there. Don’t move. I’m gonna text you.”
Artist turns his dead pet into flying helicopter after it is killed by a car
(via thedailymail.co.uk)
Not creepy at all!
Don’t do anything by half. If you love someone, love them with all your soul. When you go to work, work your ass off. When you hate someone, hate them until it hurts. - Henry Rollins
Do not chase people. Be you and do your own thing and work hard. The right people who belong in your life will come to you, and stay.
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| — | Wu Tang (via disobedients) |
Add a dab of lavender to milk; leave town with an orange, and pretend you’re laughing at it.
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| — | Manny, Black Books (via dailydoseofdylanmoran) |
The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence.
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| — | Charles Bukowski (via mostlydepressed) |
