things that will always sound sarcastic
- good for you
- thanks a lot
- yeah right
- nice to know
- way to go
- ok buddy
Not if you say ‘man’ at the end
ok buddy man
I might not have thought that last one through
Jumanji taught us that the scariest thing in the African jungle is the white guy with a gun.
I just had a straight guy tell me “Gah I love lesbians” and before I could even say anything, he added, “because, ya know, they like the same thing I do and sometimes it’s nice to get advice from a girl instead of guys who think making love is just repeatedly putting your dick in something, ya know?” And I have never been more proud of the human race.
THIS VIDEO MAKES ME SO ANGRY
This sounds a lot like The Cure.
And I’m digging that.
i dont just take naps i accidentally hibernate
NSFW. No really. SUPER NOT SAFE FOR WORK.
But it is hilarious and you need to watch this in a safe place where people won’t give you horrified looks.
I THOUGHT U WERE KIDDING OMG
Always reblog Garfunkle and Oats
Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.
|—||Noel Coward (via lolasatsuma)|