A Working Hypothesis....

jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

brainstatic:

Jumanji taught us that the scariest thing in the African jungle is the white guy with a gun.

princess-kayjay:

I just had a straight guy tell me “Gah I love lesbians” and before I could even say anything, he added, “because, ya know, they like the same thing I do and sometimes it’s nice to get advice from a girl instead of guys who think making love is just repeatedly putting your dick in something, ya know?” And I have never been more proud of the human race.

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Tig Notaro (x)

ninjkabat:

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

THIS VIDEO MAKES ME SO ANGRY

This sounds a lot like The Cure.

And I’m digging that.

cradily:

i dont just take naps i accidentally hibernate

masteradept:

suddenly-sara:

xotilifeelmybones:

iamagadfly:

NSFW. No really. SUPER NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

But it is hilarious and you need to watch this in a safe place where people won’t give you horrified looks.

I THOUGHT U WERE KIDDING OMG

Always reblog Garfunkle and Oats

*DEAD*
*Phoenix Down*
*DEAD AGAIN*

stunningpicture:

Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.

stunningpicture:

Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Noel Coward (via lolasatsuma)